CUPERTINO, CA: Apple Inc. has announced plans to store Steve Jobs’ brain on iCloud upon his death.

According to Apple, the move is intended to reassure investors of the company’s stability just as much as it is intended to allow Jobs to buy his way out of dying.

“I’m so confident in iCloud, I’d bet my life on it!” Jobs joked in a recent interview. “No, but seriously, I’m going to live forever.”

However, some critics have raised concerns over the measure, most notably The Devil, who purchased Jobs’ soul in the late 90’s in exchange for saving Apple.

“The original agreement was for me to save the company and get Jobs’ soul when he dies,” said The Devil. “I feel exploited and used.”

Apple will still charge Jobs the $3.99 monthly fee for use of  iCloud services.