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Mike Rowe Runs Out of Toilet Paper

WINESBURG, OH: TV personality and noted Pog enthusiast, Mike Rowe, was involved in an incident in a Wendy’s bathroom yesterday afternoon.

The incident occurred when Rowe, who had ordered a large #6, ran out of toilet paper in the rest facilities. According to reports, at approximately 3:12 P.M, Rowe could be heard screaming for help from the dining room.

When Randall McMandel, the shift supervisor on duty,went to the restroom to check on the situation, he found “Mike Rowe in the middle stall, with his hand reaching out…he kept saying, ‘oh, thank God, somebody came, oh thank God.’”

Allegedly, Rowe became furious when several patrons entered the men’s room and began taunting him with “Dirty Jobs” jokes.

There has been no word as to whether or not Rowe received toilet papet.

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