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Deadmau5 Caught in Rat Trap

DETROIT, MI: Deadmau5 was hospitalized after being caught in a rat trap Tuesday evening.

At approximately 5:43 P.M, an EMT unit responded to a call from the kitchen at Il Italiano Ristorrante. When paramedics arrived, staff directed them to a trap by the dry storage area, where they found Mr. Mau5 caught. He was after a packet of oyster crackers.

Mau5 is expected to make a full recovery from injuries to his leg, abdomen, and ribs, though the restaurant, as well as Pestpro, has filed a restraining order.

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