DIGLET, PA: Recovering alcoholic, Walter Smegs, is being honored for finding a local teen’s lost god.

According to reports, the teen, Skyler Moody, lost god after breaking up with his girlfriend. Allegedly, Moody thought he and his sweetheart “would be together forever.”

In a recent interview, Smegs described finding the lost god as “truly joyous,” and “surprising since it wasn’t Morgan Freeman.” He also admitted that, in entering rehab, he had not intended to find god, but was merely looking for “a place to sleep it off.”

When asked where he found god, Smegs claimed “it had fallen behind the TV.”