WASHINGTON, D.C: Senator Ilene Vagina, R-IL, is facing ridicule for tweeting inappropriate pictures to every user of Twitter. Sources say that the photos are “exactly what they sound like.”

In response, Senator Vagina has joined with Senator Anthony Wiener, D-NY, to form a committee investigating Twitter’s policy of allowing its users to throw away their careers with a single click.

When asked to comment upon the controversy, Twitter merely reaffirmed its stance that “Anthony #wiener is a total #idiot, especially since his last name is Wiener and he has probably been getting #shit for that since #middleschool .”

Although no charges have been brought against Vagina, the Senator is set to face ridicule until someone else fucks up.