LOS ANGELES, CA: Actor and chair enthusiast Shia LaBeouf was spotted wearing a fanny pack.

The incident occurred around 3:17 today. LaBeouf reportedly wore the pack in front, eschewing the pack’s intended location.

LaBeouf is among few under the age of sixty, or not white-trash, to have worn a fanny pack in public since 1993. This almost certainly confirms recent allegations of him being lame.

Rumors of LaBeouf wearing high-socks with shorts and sandals are still unconfirmed at this time.