ZURICH, SWITZERLAND:  Scientists have genetically engineered the world’s first known hipster-juggalo.

The team made the announcement at a press conference Thursday morning.

“This is a true achievement in pointlessness,” stated Dr. Kembrall Wallace, Faygo analyst for the team. “We have achieved absolutely nothing for the betterment of humanity.”

Reports indicated the subject, self-named Obscurio the Clown, was a skinny white male approximately 33 years of age. Obscurio had long, poorly-made dreadlocks, under a wool hat. He wore thick-rimmed wayfarers with no lenses, face paint, a “hatchetman” necklace, and a “Wicked Clownz” t-shirt, although the t-shirt was size extra small.

It was unclear as to just how tight his pants were, although Rumor Machine was fortunate enough to be permitted to ask Obscurio what his favorite flavor of Faygo was. He responded, “Red.”