HIGHCHAIR, THE KITCHEN: A local mother spontaneously disappeared Monday afternoon.

According to reports, Wendy Webelos was playing with her son in his highchair, before  vanishing and reappearing seconds later.

“I was like, wait, what the fuck?” said her son, age 1, whose name is being withheld. “I was trying to eat my cheerios, then poof, she was gone.”

No explanation has been given as to why or how Webelos disappeared, but the mother was arrested on charges of child endangerment for having left her infant son home alone.