LOS ANGELES, CA: Plus-sized comedian and occasional philatelist, Kevin James, was found in the garage of his home this morning after a failed suicide attempt.

James tried to suffocate himself by running his car in his garage. The attempt failed because the actor’s car was electric.

According to reports, James was distraught over the release of his forthcoming movie, Zookeeper, which even he admitted looked stupid.

In a written statement released by his spokesperson, James claimed that he could no longer “do this to humanity.”

In the attempt, James suffered injuries to his left knee, which he banged getting out of the car.