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Hayden Panetierre Crushed by Vending Machine

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY: Hayden Panetierre was crushed by a vending machine this morning.

According to reports, the machine fell over onto Panetierre as the actress and Mazda owner attempted to dislodge her pack of peanut M&Ms. They cost 75 cents.

“She was shaking it like crazy,” said Windholm Stradt, eye-witness to the incident. “She said the f-word a lot then it tipped over. I was surprised somone so small could move a machine so full of snacks.”

Panetierre is listed in critical condition. It is expected she may sustain severe losses to her acting ability.

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