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Mila Kunis Breaks Garbage Disposal

WINDOWS VISTA, CA: Actress Mila Kunis broke the garbage disposal in her California home Wednesday night.

According to repair man, Rivers Tangela, the disposal broke when Kunis dropped her fork into it. In his professional opinion, “you can’t put a fork in the garbage disposal.”

Kunis, best known for talking on her cellphone while ordering at Starbucks, has remained silent about the matter.

Rumors are beginning to circulate that Kunis broke the disposal on purpose for attention. These allegations come as her new movie, Friends with Benefits, is set to debut.

“[Kunis] may be suffering from severe depression since her new movie is the exact same one as No Strings Attached,” claims mental health professional, Mansfield Gaynor.

No charges have been filed, but the fork is being held responsible for the cost of repairs.

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