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Arthur “Where’s” Waldo Found, Arrested in Palm Beach

PALM BEACH, FL: Reputed mobster and murderer Arthur “Where’s” Waldo was located and arrested early Friday morning after a two-and-a-half decade hunt.

Waldo gained fame for his ability to elude authorities by slipping into large crowds of similarly-dressed people.

The turtlenecked trickster was wanted for 47 counts of murder, in addition to charges of extortion, rape, regicide, and calling people on the do not call list while working as a telemarketer.

If convicted, Waldo could face the death penalty.

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