Robin Williams Eats Cat Food!

WACO, TX: Robin Williams entered rehab earlier today for a cat food addiction.
According to sources, Williams looked fine but smelled “kind of odd.” In addition to the actor’s odor, the addiction has allegedly affected his social life, making it impossible for him to dine out in normal restaurants.
Dr. Neville Larson-Boson, Williams’ rehabilitating physician, reported that the addiction “began with the soft stuff, like Fancy Feast Salmon Selects, but soon progressed to more harmful varieties, like Super Saver Plus.”
Williams spoke with Rumor Machine briefly, saying of his addiction he “initially thought it was made of cats.”
