Miley Cyrus Loses Swarm of Butterflies
HOLLYWOOD, CA: Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus lost her prized swarm of Monarch butterflies earlier this week.
According to reports, the daughter of professional creeper, Billy Ray Cyrus, was nodding her head like yeah and moving her hips like yeah when her butterflies flew away.
The incident occurred at an underage cocaine party hosted by Cyrus’ father for her and her friends. According to an unnamed source, Cyrus left the door to her butterfly cage open after ripping a bong of salvia. “She was saying something about opening the doors of perception when she did it,” claimed the source.
Cyrus still retains possession of her cardigan.
