BOSTON, MA: Bromosexual comedian Daniel Tosh was beaten up after a show in Boston last Friday.

Apparently, the one-time spokesman for Taco Bell was leaving The Cheesecake Factory, where he had ordered a salad for dinner, when the incident occurred.  Witnesses said Tosh made a snide remark to someone much stronger than him, provoking a physical altercation.

“It was really embarrassing for him,” said Paula Tierney, one of many to see the brawl. “Everybody was laughing, and then he ran away crying.”

The assailant’s name is being withheld since he is a minor, although he was charged with second-degree battery, as well as causing emotional distress to Tosh’s delicate psyche.

Tosh has not released an official statement regarding the embarrassing encounter, but has done over 200 push-ups to prove he’s still a man.