LEGOLAND, CA: Independent woman, Beyonce Knowles, is not actually pregnant, contrary to popular belief.

Rumors began circulating of Knowles being pregnant following her appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards sporting a ‘baby bump.’ However, sources within Knowles’ circle confirmed that the bump was related to McNuggets, and not a baby.

“From what I’ve heard,” said fertility specialist, Dr. Boylston Tremont, “Jay-Z’s been firing blanks anyways.”

JetBlue has yet to announce plans to charge Knowles for two seats.