Mike “The Situation” Electrocutes Self During Argument
NEWER JERSEY, ITALY: Mike “The Situation” was hospitalized Sunday after sticking a fork in a toaster.
The incident allegedly occurred during a heated argument with The Situation’s roommate, Ronnie. Although neither party knew about what he was arguing, the self proclaimed Italian Stallion stuck the fork in the toaster to prove a point.
“HE’S ALWAYS DOING THIS SHIT FUCK HIM!” said The Situation, when reached for comment.
According to witness testimony, The Situation was inciting Ronnie “to go” when he stuck the utensil in the appliance.
The Situation has been released from the hospital, however the toaster plans to file charges.
